My company has blocked Pandora but Facebook is apparently still cool. PGP.

When the IT guy says, “I have no clue.” PGP.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.

I’m worried about my lawn. PGP.

Having to pull a bitch move by copying a coworker’s leader on an email because he won’t cooperate. PGP.

Checking your bank account balance on Monday morning to motivate yourself to go to work. PGP.