My new boss says “pacifically” instead of “specifically.” PGP.
Making mac and cheese for dinner for the thousandth time, but still needing to look at the box for directions. PGP.
Using the Back-To-School section to stock up on office supplies. PGP.
Sweating through your undershirt on your morning commute. PGP.
Just downloaded PokemonGo and can’t get any work done.