Looks like someone got some sun this weekend.PGP

Throwing up in your backyard five hours before work. PGP.

Woke up and it was only Thursday.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

Interviewed for a job that I don’t want just to get out of the current one I’m in. PGP

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.