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I Sat Next To A Sorority Chick In The Nail Salon And Live-Tweeted Her Break Up With Her Boyfriend Over The Phone

I Sat Next To A Sorority Chick In The Nail Salon And Live-Tweeted Her Break Up With Her Boyfriend Over The Phone

I had a hot date this weekend. When I have something special like that coming up, I like to go all out. This means I go get my nails done. Friday, I went to my favorite nail salon for a fresh mani/pedi. I walked into the salon, picked out the brightest blood red nail polish they had, and was ushered to a chair at the end of the row. Seated next to me was a brunette rocking a messy bun on top of her head with a phone pressed to her ear. Little did I know, I was about to witness the most Stone Cold Steve Austin breakup of the century. I whipped out my handy dandy iPhone and went straight for the Twitter. This was about to get wild.

This chick is about to go scorched earth on this dude. She’s coming for you, Jordan. She’s got a fresh mani and she’s about to murder your ass with a smile on her face. Tread lightly, boys. Cheat on your girl and you’re gonna have hell to pay.

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Taylor

Texas native and Alabama grad with a Drake problem.

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