“All I want for Mother’s Day is for you to find a nice girl.” PGP.

Your news feed still reliably containing the photo of a teenage J-Timberlake at the beginning of May every year. PGP.

Getting unreasonably angry when someone takes “your” spot in the parking lot. PGP.

XBox recognizes my achievements more than my company. PGP

Applied for a job from my work computer yesterday. PGPM

My entire body is sore after playing Kan-Jam over the weekend

Too rich for income-restricted housing. Too poor for market value. PGP.