I cut my own hair. PGP.

My colleague just excitedly told me she has exactly 16 days and 2.25 hours left at this company. PGP.

Your meeting with your boss regarding a possible promotion being rescheduled four times. PGP.

Hallway head nods. PGP

I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.

The dreaded warm toilet seat. PGP.

I almost quit today. PGP.

My last 3 LinkedIn profile views were Tinder matches… PGP.

The line between puns and dad jokes has started to blur. PGP