First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.

The internet is super slow because everyone is streaming the Masters

Got a 2 out of 3 on my performance exam for attendance. I haven’t missed a day of work since 2014. PGP.

When I get home from work I use my work laptop to watch Hulu so I appear “online” after hours. PGPM.

Saw my boss coming 100ft away but pretended like I didn’t see, and didn’t hold the door for her. PGPM.

Being too scared to put a GIF in the comments on PGP, cause you’re afraid you’ll screw it up. PGP

Being forced to bring your work computer home every night so, “in the event of a disaster, you can work from home.” PGP.

My boss sneeze-sharted during my performance review today. PGP.