Threw out my lower back playing corn hole at a brewery this weekend. PGP

Requested PTO to take off last Thursday. The request is still pending. I took off last Thursday regardless. PGPM.

Used Groupon on a first date. PGPM

“My youngest son is right around your age”. PGP

Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.

Half the city is under water, still got chewed out for being 15 minutes late. PGP.