Parking furthest away from the door knowing it’ll be the most exercise you get all day. PGP.

Won $2000 in the casino. Used all of it to pay my credit card bill. PGP.

Wish I was this “average college graduate” with a whole “$30,000” in debt. Must be nice. PGP.

Anytime I open a link in a new window instead of a new tab, I get irrationally angry. PGP.

I’m never quite sure if my boss is just joking with me or he actually thinks I’m an idiot. PGP.

I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.

When I started working here, the organizational chart seemed pretty clear. Now, I answer to four different people. PGP.

Three-day weekend means my credit card bill is through the roof. PGP.

Realizing you’d rather start at the bottom somewhere else than advance within your current organization. PGP.

I’m the only person in my office that didn’t take an extra day for the 4th. PGP.