Using the end pieces of a loaf of bread for a sandwich to avoid a trip to the grocery store. PGP.

I share a cubical with my supervisor. He sends me passive aggressive emails daily, but we haven’t spoke in weeks. PGP.

My older coworkers seem to think I’m the IT department. PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

Celebrated my 1-year anniversary with a phone interview in my car during lunch. PGP.

Getting called sir or ma’am by someone only a few years younger than you. #PGP

Please don’t talk to me please don’t talk to me please don’t talk to me damn it. “Good morning!” PGP.

Spent over four hours today trying to figure out the Rubik’s Cube on the Google home page. PGP.

Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.

The office throwing an open bar event on Thursday and still expecting you to be at the office Friday morning. PGP.