Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

Learning the hard way to keep happy hour and social media separate. PGP.

I’ve been using my using my old roommate’s Netflix account for 5 years. PGP.

Flirting with the UPS guy because he’s the only attractive man you see at work. PGP.

That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

I swear every single person in my office sneezes like a fucking freak. PGP.

Facebook is where I go to remind myself that college was worth it. PGP.

Never been in a fight, but if I had to fight someone in this office, I know who it would be. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

“Welcome to the team!” being the words that start the rest of your miserable life. PGP.