Coffee simultaneously serving as a pick-me-up and a laxative. PGP.

Choosing whether to use your bonus to pay your credit card bill or your student loans. PGP.

Playing hooky isn’t as easy as it was in college. PGP.

I created an entire imaginary future based on the one job application I just filled out. PGP.

Thinking of getting back together with my ex for the Netflix password. PGP.

Searching your conference call host on LinkedIn only to discover they’re not as hot as they sounded. PGP.

The stare down between you and a coworker over who will answer a call first. PGP.

Conversations with mom used to be short because I didn’t want her to know the extent of my partying. Now I just have nothing going on. PGP.

Drinking responsibly just isn’t as fun. PGP.

“Want to go in on a wedding gift together?” PGP.