Just got my first email about my ten year high school reunion. Time to start working out. PGP.

Summer needs to end so I can go to bed in the dark. PGP.

If I wake up feeling refreshed, it probably means I overslept. PGP.

Trading in the beer shits for the coffee ones. PGP.

The need to scrub the bar stamp off my hand was my only motivation for getting in the shower this morning. PGP.

Smoking cigarettes to increase your metabolism. PGP.

Getting hit on by a cougar and iced out by someone your age. PGP.

Last year’s Summer intern just got hired to the same position I’m in. PGP.

Engaging in an all day “thermostat battle” with an unknown coworker. PGP.

Lowering your desired salary with each passing interview. PGP.