Looking up exercise programs knowing full well that you’ll never do any of them. PGP.

I have no self control. PGP.

I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.

They should fire whoever put black licorice in the conference room candy bowl. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.

Cleaning my desk area being the most satisfying and rewarding thing I’ve done all day. PGP.

I only drink so I can eat fast food later without judgement. PGP.

Fantasizing more about sleep than sex. PGP.

I started drinking at lunch for fun. Now I do it out of necessity. PGP.

Customers taking their anger out on you when they call the wrong extension. PGP.