Considering overdraft fees a monthly expense. PGP.

Putting every hotel’s claim of “complementary” to the test. PGP.

Using a week’s worth of PTO to sit at home on your couch. PGP.

This whole Ray Rice thing really makes me wonder how many times someone has seen me pick my nose while riding an elevator alone. PGP.

Being the first person to crack open a beer in the corporate skybox. PGPM.

Answering the phone on speaker every time a call comes in. PGPM.

The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.

It was a good day today, not once did I feel like quitting on the spot. PGP.

“I know it’s past 3:00, but can I still get the lunch size General Tso?” PGP.

Rosterbating at work. PGP.