The pants that came with my suit had to be let out in the waist…and ass. PGP.

Seriously, fuck Steve. PGP.

I only check my 401k to remind myself that I actually have assets somewhere in this world. PGP.

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.

Being more stressed out from having nothing to do than by having a lot to do. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

Pregaming your annual performance review with a Xanax. PGP.

Not sure how many times it’s acceptable to visit college in a semester. PGP.

The Monday after homecoming. PGP.