One day I hope to have the suit game of Craig Sager. -PGP

Took me until about 10AM to realize it was Thursday, not Friday. – PGP

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

Inspirational quotes in email signatures. PGP.

Getting upset if you poop before you get to work. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

I can’t sleep past 6 a.m. PGP.

Hangover toilet nap violently interrupted by someone else’s diarrhea. PGP.