“Show me the law where it says we can’t make interns do wall-sits.” PGP.

Having a significantly better lifestyle while away on a business trip. PGP.

Shamelessly taking any and all handouts offered to you while visiting family back home. PGP.

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.