My boss says, “See you tomorrow?” instead of “See you tomorrow.” PGP.

Getting “Let’s clock 40 yard dash times” drunk. PGP.

If one more person tells me “Happy Fiscal New Year,” boy, I am just going to lose it. PGP.

The Supreme Court making you officially thankful your boss isn’t a religious nut job. PGP.

All I do is work, work, work no matter what. Got money on mind, I barely have enough. Every time I step up in the building…I can’t wait to get out of here. PGP.

Feeling productive after clearing everyone’s story on Snapchat. PGP.

When the highlight of your week is getting on the PGP wall. PGP.

The next 5 to 10 generations of LeBron James’ relatives already have more money than I ever will. PGP.

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.

Feeling like you’re on vacation also when your room mate goes out of town for the week. PGP.