That moment of pure anguish right before getting out of your car in the morning. PGP.

The daily race home to beat my roommate to the TV after work. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP.

Me when I was 18: “I’ll be a billionaire by 25.” Me now: “I wonder if I’ll still be living at home by 25.” PGP.

Chugging coffee. PGP.

Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.

Thinking about getting back into video games. PGP.

Tomorrow’s my day off. Gotta do yard work around the house. PGP.