My rent now could cover my entire house’s rent in college. PGP.

The fine line between judgment and jealousy when you find out a friend’s parents still pay their rent. PGP.

Wearing athletic shorts while eating an entire pizza. PGP.

I feel like my life has now turned into the first scene of any movie Rob Schneider made from 1999-2002. PGP.

Forgot to put on deodorant this morning. Had to train a hot new intern. She was repulsed by me. PGP.

I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.

Three-day weekend means my credit card bill is through the roof. PGP.

Realizing you’d rather start at the bottom somewhere else than advance within your current organization. PGP.

College girls think I’m too told. Girls I meet out think I’m too young. PGP.

This morning, I had a bag of airline peanuts for breakfast from a flight I had last week. PGP.