Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.

Adderall to get me up. Ambien to bring me down. PGP.

I totally understand why life coaches exist now. PGP.

Sometimes I stay late when I have nothing to do after work. PGP.

All day all staff meeting. Someone take me out back and put me down like Old Yeller. PGP.

My kitchen has two plates, one spoon, one fork, one knife, and one whiskey glass. PGP.

My paycheck bounced. PGP.

Being able to either buy the new iPhone or pay my rent early. Hello iPhone. PGP.

Buying high. Selling low. PGP.

Finding weed is hard. PGP.