Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Used my first PTO days on a three-day music festival. Used my first sick day that following Monday. PGP.

My beer chugging skills now are solely used to chug meal replacement smoothies. PGP.

I have way too much in common with Peter Gibbons for only being 23. PGP.

“Good Day” by Nappy Roots came on Pandora at work and my first thought was “not a chance.” PGP.

My mind is telling me yes. But my body…my body is telling me no. PGP.

The only matches I get on Tinder these days are hooker spam bots. PGP.

Riding a fine line between being offended and ‘fair enough’ when you’re made aware of your family’s unanimous concern of you treating the upcoming family trip like a ‘boozy college beach week.’ PGP.

“You really need to stop treating the intern like he is a pledge from your fraternity days”-My boss. PGP.

I have a client whose last name is Bond. Every time he calls me, I say “Good evening, Mr.Bond” in an evil villain voice. He must hate me. PGP.