Accidentally peeped my manager’s notepad during conversation. It said: “NO ANALYTICAL SKILLS”. PGP.

I’ve texted more with my boss in the last two days than anyone else. PGP.

I got drunk and bought the new Air Jordan golf shoes. Jesus help me. PGP.

Getting ghosted on Valentine’s weekend. PGP.

I actually like my boss. It’s my coworkers that make me want to drive off a cliff daily. PGP.

Tax refund spent. Haven’t even filed yet. PGP.

Three months in at the new job; already looking elsewhere. PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

Fell asleep drunk in my Uber ride home on Saturday night. PGP.