I was 150% productive yesterday; I’m about 30% productive today. It’s called balance. PGP.

My boss came up to me and asked for motivation to get him through the day. PGP.

Having to write the “I’m pretty sure I just really fucked up” email to your boss. PGP.

Calling in sick for Monday during brunch on Sunday. PGP.

Car got stolen. In the suburbs. PGP.

Officially old today as I checked the 25-34 age category instead of the 18-24. PGP.

When you crack a beer at 3, and Pandora immediately plays an ad about addiction. PGP.

An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. PGP.

Printed my resume at work for the new job that I’m interviewing for while my boss was waiting behind me in the line. PGPowerMove.

I sat in the parking lot for an hour before work debating about taking a sick day. PGP.