Burned my bagel this morning. PGP.

I almost set the office on fire today. PGP.

Someone just farted while walking by my cube. PGP.

I got high off of my coffee today. PGP.

Trying to figure out which is worse: Monday vs First day at a new job on Monday. PGP.

Meeting with my boss. Apply for new jobs. End up in the same office the next morning. Repeat. PGP.

My new job starts in a week in a new city. I haven’t even started packing yet. PGP.

Threesome happened, and it consists of my coworker and her boyfriend. PGP.

Burned myself while ironing my shirt this morning. PGP.

“Accepting a new offer, giving 2 weeks” kind of a day. PGPowerMove.