Even my department’s administrative assistant knows I’m the lowest in rank and doesn’t fulfill my requests on time. PGP.

Saw my boss coming 100ft away but pretended like I didn’t see, and didn’t hold the door for her. PGPM.

Fuck you and your cc-ing habit. PGP.

My boss didn’t reply to my text asking if I could work from home because it’s snowing all day today. PGP.

“Why don’t you take a stab at this one?” PGP.

My colleague just excitedly told me she has exactly 16 days and 2.25 hours left at this company. PGP.

The expected turn-around times for deliverables make me wonder if they actually expect me to continue working at home every night. PGP.

“Let’s meet after 5pm – is that too late for you?” Uhhhh… PGP.

I’ve been sick basically the entire time since I started working here. PGP.

My firm’s new cost-cutting strategy is reducing the number of days we have janitors to only 3 days a week. Fortune 500. PGP.