It’s gotten to a point where my coworker would breathe and I instantaneously want to punch his face.

The new girl who started this week just said, “This is the longest week ever.”

Accidentally put salt instead of sugar in my coffee this morning. PGP.

Client joined the meeting 24 hours early and emailed everyone asking why no one is on the line yet. PGP.

I don’t know how he does it, but my boss never fails to call me whenever I’m away from my desk. PGP.

Monday’s are for lighting fires you’ll have to put out by Friday. PGP.

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers… at lunch meeting. PGP.

I just found out that my boss is being fired. I have to coordinate a meeting to deliver the news. PGP.

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers. PGP.

When my boss asked me about my New Year’s Resolution, I almost said “finding a new job.” PGP.