I’ve decided to allow myself to wear jeans to work, and everyone is giving me that judgmental look. PGP.

Not being able to expense that six pack because the firm doesn’t consider it as a “meal.” PGP.

Not getting the end of year bonus because I started my new job 2 days after the firm’s FY. PGP.

My boss emailed me within that 10 minute window I was briefly away from my desk. He decided to call me to confirm that I got his email. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.

“Are you going anywhere for Christmas?” PGP.

My coworkers talked about their daughters’ basketball game for an entire hour this morning. PGP.

Not a work wife, not yet a work mom. PGP.

The increase of my FICO score has been the only highlight of 2017. PGP.

Week 5 at the new job. Already fed up with unnecessary office drama. Decided to give my two weeks. PGP.