Got super drunk on my Day 4 at new job. Threw up on my way in on Day 5. PGP.

Day 2 at my new job. Accidentally set my brand new key card on fire. PGP.

When your coworker insists on the two of you having “catch ups” like she is your manager when the two of you are of the same rank. PGP.

Sunday Scaries are too real . . . bar exam Tuesday. PGP.

Just spent my morning creating fake meetings on my Outlook calendar for Friday so people can’t hijack it with their bullshit. PGP.

Trying to sync up the gym exit with hot girl from the gym. PGP.

My friends got married and engaged this past weekend. I wasted $7 on a claw crane. PGP.

My company is “encouraging” us to join the Workplace by Facebook and share our lives at work. PGP.

If you think you had a bad week I’m a flight attendant for the most hated airline. PGP.

Working from home today. Boss never said yes to the telecommute request, but he also never said no. PGPowerMove.