Forgot to put on deodorant this morning. Had to train a hot new intern. She was repulsed by me. PGP.

Spent all night debating what type of fat guy I am after reading the PGP column. PGP.

Having the IT department’s extension memorized. PGP.

I’ve forecasted the potato salad kickstarter campaign to raise more money in this month than I what I’m going to earn over the next two years. PGP.

Letting your significant other meet your parents so you can go on a date for free. PGP.

Parking furthest away from the door knowing it’ll be the most exercise you get all day. PGP.

Getting lost in a Walmart. PGP.

My parents are planning a family vacation without me. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder if I took a nap in the supply closet, how long it would take my boss to find me. PGP.

Being able to honestly tell your coworkers what you did this weekend, because it was lame. PGP.