Wasted Wednesday now means the day was wasted in meetings. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.

My office is so cold, I look forward to making copies to feel the warmth of the paper. PGP.

Conference call waiting music being stuck in my head could be what finally causes me to snap. PGP.

1: “You drink last night?” 2: ” Nope, just allergy season.” PGP.

My boss uses “swag” interchangeably with “estimate.” PGP.

My boss just asked if I’ve heard the song “What does the fox say?” PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.