Now I know what my parents were talking about. PGP.

Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.

Dropped my work iPhone on my personal iPhone. I now have two broken iPhones. PGP.

I was on a conference call during Dempsey’s goal. PGP.

If I learn anything from this internship, it’s how many times I can wear my work clothes without paying for dry cleaning. PGP.

My Pandora has played nothing but songs about quitting your job to move to the beach. PGP.

I brought donuts to the office today. My boss told everyone it was him. PGP.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

Everyone at the company baseball game bought beer. I bought Dippin Dots. PGP.

Being too old to pretend you have a chance with a professional athlete anymore. PGP.