Still using a painted “Formal 2010” cooler. #PGP

Did you get the bracket invite? PGP

My parents just met my boss. Can’t decide if this was the best or worst idea I’ve had. PGP.

My bank alerting me that my card may have been stolen after spending $200 at Target. PGP.

Using Sunday as an excuse to overeat because you are, “starting your diet fresh on Monday.” PGP.

The high school kids near my office drive nicer cars than me. PGP.

This week used to be fall break. PGP.

Walking to the vending machine Friday afternoon and wishing you could have a Budweiser instead of a Coke. PGP.

“Are you with the young man from the internet?” -my mom texting me about my Tinder date. PGP.