Just bought a sick vacuum. PGP.
I’m seeing how long I can go without shaving before management says something because I can’t afford new razor blades until payday. PGP
My desk chair was taken away to use in a meeting. I had to stand all morning. I have a broken foot. PGP.
My boss just used the phrase “in that aspect” twice in the same sentence. PGP.
Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.
Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.
Got four fortune cookies with my order, because apparently I ordered enough food to feed a family of four. PGP.
The first place I wore my fitbit was a Waffle House. PGP.
Got a flu shot because the company paid me $20 for it. PGP.
Can officially cross being catfished off the list. PGP.