Would still rather be in PR for the Clippers. PGP.

Only filling your water bottle up 1/4 of the way so you can get up to get water more frequently. PGP.

Scheduling a “doctor’s appointment” during your Alma Mater’s midday NCAA tournament game.

I like to print random documents to a printer on the other side of the office, and walk a lap through the office with it in my hand. An hour later, I’ll walk another lap back, and shred it. It looks like work and makes my cardiologist happy. PGP

I ate McDonald’s in my car before work and laugh-cried. PGP.

If I put as much effort into my work as I do my bracketology I’d probably be CEO by now.

Convincing yourself you’re only single because you swiped the wrong way on Tinder that one time. PGP.