The only way for me to get to the bathroom is to walk by our VP’s office. Nothing is sacred anymore. PGP.

Unexpected expense came in like a wrecking ball. PGP.

Getting stuck in the elevator for a few hours wouldn’t be such a bad thing. PGP.

At first I was optimistic. I soon became realistic, then indifferent, then apathetic. I’m beyond that now. There may be a word for it but I don’t care enough to look it up. PGP.

“I have to leave for a doctor’s appointment, but this needs to be finished in an hour and I’m barely halfway through,” said my boss. PGP.

Thinking of using the staple gun on your hand just so you can feel something..anything. PGP.

Someone turned off the light when I was still in the bathroom, and I didn’t say anything just so I could have some time alone. PGP.

My manager signs me up for meetings she doesn’t want to attend. I have no idea what the hell these meetings are about. PGP.

Trying to look busy for the boss that told you there is nothing for you to do today. PGP.

Receiving unsolicited advice about your non-existent love life from friends who are in relationships. PGP.