Friends in relationships constantly trying to set you up with their single friends. PGP.

Drank tequila on Saturday night. I’ll be feeling that ’til Tuesday

Being terrified when asked “What is your desired salary?” PGP

Having a reoccurring dream of being back in college.

Coffee breath and busted brackets.

“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”

Turns out 9 to 5 is just an expression

Not on spring break, but listening to Jimmy Buffet Pandora to let your boss know where your head is at. PGP.

It is Thursday, which means it is almost Friday, which is the weekend which is right before Monday. Shit, it’s almost Monday. #PGP

My cholesterol is higher than my credit score. PGP.***If you dont like that one. Try the one below***My credit score isn,t as high as my blood pressure. PGP.