Receiving calls about donating to the university even though you haven’t finished paying them back for when you attended. PGP

Trying to think of the most politically correct way to say something. PGP.

Still refusing to look at your bar tab from 2 weeks ago. PGP.

In-private browsing is God’s gift to employees who have to use office computers.

Strategically hydrating all day for your four beers at happy hour and still waking up the next day with a pounding ache. PGP

My high school sweetheart is already beginning to bald.

Always looking like you’re concentrating really hard on something. PGP.

Compulsively checking your email. PGP.

I’ve cried more times in my cube in 9 months than I did in 4 years of college. PGP.

Forgetting to put on deodorant. PGP.