Just bought my first cheesy office quote mug. PGP.

High heels making it impossible to cross your legs under your desk. PGP.

Choosing to drink an entire bottle of wine at home rather than go out to the bars. PGP.

The highlight of my day was getting to sign a letter because it made me feel important. PGP.

When everyone starts becoming “we” instead of “me.” PGP.

Choosing to take a nap over going on a date. PGP.

Understanding and relating to the comic strip “Dilbert.” PGP.

Waking up in a panic on Saturday morning because you think you’re late for work. PGP.

Your twenties are just one payment plan after another. PGP.

Being too tired for sex. PGP.