Every time my boss asks if I have a few minutes to talk, I always assume I’m being fired. PGP.

Post-grad walk of shame- when you spend too much time on your phone when you’re in the crapper and have to walk back to your cube with one or more of your legs asleep. This happens to me a few times a week. PGP.

I shit my pants at work today. PGP.

Jealous of high school kids studying for their AP exams at Starbucks while working remotely. PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

Toeing the line between skinny fat and just fat. PGP.