Drank on Friday. Hungover on Monday.

Coworker I cant stand walks in the office….headphones go in #pgp

Thinking about getting a Twitter just so I have another way to waste time at work. PGP.

Getting to work 5 minutes early so you can leave 5 minutes early. PGP.

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

I don’t care about your kids.

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.

I stole toilet paper from my work. PGP.