Calling in sick to avoid Game of Thrones spoilers.

I’m just trying to not throw up PGP

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

Being told, “We must be on the same schedule.” when you see the same old guy in the bathroom on back-to-back trips. PGP.

I leave my laptop at my desk during the week so my boss will always think I am there

You don’t realize how capable you are of hating a person until you have to share a cubicle with them.