Almost forgot I had to work today. PGP.

Mustered up the courage to ask for a half day today. No one else even showed up.

My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP

“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”

Fat, but not happy.

I still have “Relevant Courses” listed on my resume. PGP.

Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.