The National Championship: ruining sober Januarys for over a hundred years. PGP.

Office’s computer network was hacked so all systems are down. I’ve being doing newspaper puzzles all morning and getting paid for it. PGP.

When my boss asked me about my New Year’s Resolution, I almost said “finding a new job.” PGP.

Opting to listen to radio commercials over taking my headphones off to hear my coworkers talk. PGP.

Responding to sales emails with a clip of Chevy Chase saying “Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass, Kiss His Ass, Kiss Your Ass.” PGP.

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.