Living Vicariously

I still throw up in parking lots.

Member Since 08/18/2014

The National Championship: ruining sober Januarys for over a hundred years. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Office’s computer network was hacked so all systems are down. I’ve being doing newspaper puzzles all morning and getting paid for it. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

When my boss asked me about my New Year’s Resolution, I almost said “finding a new job.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Song And Dance We All Play At The Front Desk Of The Gym

Kittenfishing And Pigging: Harmless Sounding Yet Very Douchey Dating Moves

You Think The New Star Wars Sucked Because You Can’t Admit You’re Old

Opting to listen to radio commercials over taking my headphones off to hear my coworkers talk. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Responding to sales emails with a clip of Chevy Chase saying “Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass, Kiss His Ass, Kiss Your Ass.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

How Many Lunch Beers Is Too Many Lunch Beers?

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.

Post Grad Problems