Co-worker calls me “Good Girl” every time I do something before he asks me to do it. PGP.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.

Me and my boss have matched two days in a row. PGP.

“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.