Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

I have my headphones in so no one will talk to me but they aren’t even plugged in. PGP.

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.

I still make out in bars.PGP

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

That one guy in the office that is always humming.