Coworker just used the term “pound” instead of hashtag when referring to a Tweet. PGP

I just Ralph’d in the break room trash can.

Coworkers still quote the GEICO hump day commercial. Every. Single. Week.

Freshman 20, post grad 30.

I don’t even try to hide my dislike for this place anymore.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

I bet if I left right now, no one would notice. PGP.

That asshole in front of you at Chipotle ordering for the office. PGP

Getting the cold shoulder for taking a day off.