When coffee becomes water and water becomes pointless. PGP.

Putting “Fake Smiling” on my Linkedin skills page

The title Housewife is looking pretty good right now PGP

Hoping for a power outage every time lightning strikes. PGP

“You’re the future leaders of this company”

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP

Desk crunches. PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP