Low balance alerts. PGP.

My job required me to use a typewriter today. PGP.

Mondays are the Left Shark of the work week.

Meal replacement bars and shakes make up the base of my food pyramid. PGP.

The good news is that Nationwide commercial might have bought me some time with the wife’s plans to have kids. PGP.

Fearing the consequences. PGP.

My office is cleaner than my apartment. PGP

“I want it on my desk by Monday morning.” PGP.

I should have listened to my mother. PGP.

Having a Jameis and Jimbo type relationship with your boss. PGP.